man down: Billy Mays

I used to think this guy was Al from Home Improvement. He's not and now he's dead.
Someone dubbed over his commercial for Kaboom. funny.

Annie are you ok? Michael Jackson's patented "Smooth Criminal" leaning shoes.

I was trying to avoid posting about MJ cause everyone else is but then I came across this. 'Member in Moonwalker; that crazy leaning from smooth criminal? Turns out dude had special shoes! I thought they were really tilting the room or some Hollywood warlockary.


Droppin' the science: Boingboing gadgets
Here it is in action(fast forward to 3:50):

LIST: Male celebrities that have girls first names as their last names.

Help me make a list! I'll start.
1. Thomas Jane
2. Raul Julia
3. Billy Crystal

Do we blog drunk on monday nights? apperently.

I was wondering if this was gonna happen. that's really all i wanted to say... that and a mister Jimmy Fallon has a show now...AND ITS A FUCKING THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTION! despite this man appearing on the show:


A.D. Miles: normally a very "funny dude" as Fallon likes to say. fuck you Fallon. I am very fond of digging hard for redeeming qualities. you sir have none...and please don't be a voice for my generation..and let the can of pepsi take over. over. over and out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrq0rTRqOoE

old blog: double features

This is the weirdest DVD double feature I've found at the video store I work at:



I can't figure out why they would skip Substitute 2: Schools Out. Instead it got a separate release.

2 and 3 both have Treat Williams. Why wouldn't they release the first one alone and then 2 and 3 as the double feature??? They could have given it a goofy name like the The Substitute: The TREATment Set. or whatever.

Blog Title Origins: high five with pizza.

High five with pizza is a term coined by my friend Hari in high school. We were eating pizza in the cafeteria when outta nowhere he just chucks his slice over his head. It soars across the room right at our friend Miles who very gracefully bats it outta the sky with the palm off his hand. Hari turns to me and says "High five with pizza." and my mouthful of Sprite evacuated through my nose. Hari remains a good friend of mine.
Here's me and Hari(and Jesus) around when we met each other(I'm wearing my Space Camp shirt and Hari's wearing one of those basketball shirts that they started remaking at Urban Outfitters)

Eeeeee New Mexico: Spaceport!

Not content with have having an airport oddly named The Sunport (I used to work there) New Mexico has gone ahead and decided build the worlds first Spaceport. They broke ground today and should be done in 18 months. Then that crazy rich Virgin airlines guy and his other lunatic friends can kick it in space like all the time. Except you don't really go anywhere but back to New Mexico until another Spaceport opens I guess. It's all about the ride. I did go to Space Camp in Alamogordo N.M. every summer when I was a teen so this holds particular interest to me. I'm just glad they're keeping the priorities straight down there. Space is important to New Mexico. I think New Mexicans think they own space with all that alien shit and not acknowloging the de-promotion of Pluto.

blog warren time

hello ladies.

I've been doing this for a while of at the old myspace but since that exploded into commercial cacaland over the last year I figure it's time to make a real one of these.  Facebook head lines aren't cutting it either. I have a lot to say.

Here are some features I plan to keep going(we'll see): 

Eeeee New Mexico!  

That's where I'm from and my family and friends still live. I grew up in Santa Fe and moved to Albuquerque for college, so I keep my eye on the state and love watching it get into trouble(from afar; there are many reasons I don't live there anymore.) It is a mystical land of wonder and is my favorite place in the world.  I just can't live there.

Lists!  

I like making lists with you.

Survey!  

I need your help with these too. (there's an example in the previous post that I just copy and pasted from my blog at myspace.  I didn't know you could do that. Super easy.)

Vanity Chest!

Stuff about me.  Because you fucking love me.  

Misspelling shit!

That's what I do.  Just except that.

I work at a video store that is excellent so expect a lot of Hollywood related posts.

Also I'm working on a video/live performance piece over the summer so expect to hear about that.  

Alright.  Let's do this shit!

SURVEY! Will.i.am not. But WHO?

Which celebrity looks most like this guy? will A: Jonny Lang? B: Jeffery Donovan? C: Guy Pierce from Memento? or D: Lewis Smith as Perfect Tommy from The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai...? CAST YER VOTES!