I saw one third of Transformers 2

It was the first third and I walked out. I went with a good friend with the intention of making fun of it the whole time. This started off ok; we even had the whole theater to ourselves. Then we fell silent upon feeling guilty; realizing it was kinda like teasing your friend's mentally disabled little brother. jerk move. So FUCK YOU DOUBLE Michael Bay for making a retarded movie for stupid idiots and then making me feel bad for making fun of it. bite me.
Everyone should see the original cartoon movie for a million reasons but here's just a taste: It's got an amazing soundtrack (including Stan Bush's "The Touch"), it was Orson Well's last movie(voice of the mighty planet sized Unicron), and Optimus stays dead.
Heres a couple of Transformers jokes my friend Nick told me:

I just flew in from the Transformers convention, and boy are my arms tires.

So this Decepticon turns into a bar...

Eee New Mexico: Breaking Bad

I just finished reading the list of nominees for the Emmys this year and am psyched that my favorite high concept show set in ALBUQUERQUE has landed three:
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston who plays Walter; A pathetic failed chemist turned high school teacher that upon being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer decides to cook meth with one of his former students to get some extra skrilla for his family before he kicks it. Bryan Cranston is amazing and gets extra points seeing as he played the dad in Malcolm in the Middle, a show I absolutely detested.




















Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Aaron Paul who plays Jesse: the meth cook/head sidekick to Walter. He does wannabe vato white boy pretty well and they even throw in some good colloquialisms for him to embarrass himself with (I heard him utter "a la vergas." once or twice).















and
Outstanding Drama Series!!!
The show is so great at using Albuquerque's sprawl and surrounding parched earth to convey the mood of extreme desperation. One of the meth head motels they use for a scene I delivered pizzas to and I tell ya, it was one of the most demented and scary places I have ever been. Later they blow up the top floor of one of my favorite coffee shops(Downtown Java Joe's has a stupid name, bodacious breakfast burritos, and apparently a crystal meth dealership above it). Man, I hope to see some South Valley action in future episodes. Anyway, the pilot in it's self has been better than 95% of the movies I've seen this year so check it!

Vanity Chest: Cartoon Characters I Fell in Love With.

Gadget from Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers. Chip and Dale and I think just about every boy I knew had it bad for her. She's just got it going on despite not being human. moving on..

Dr. Blight from Captain Planet was an evil cosmetics tycoon voiced by Meg Ryan. The Planteteers had it out for her cause she tested her products on animals/humans.

Half her face is hideously scarred from some freak accident but I don't care cause it's covered by her amazing hair. Also..the jumpsuit? Daaaamn.

I know she was only from commercials but Snaps of the Burger King Kids Club was totally bangin'. When I was nine I once fell asleep clutching a greasy paper sack graced by her image. I'd always imagined Kid Vid as this Warholesque leader of the club. He discovered Snap's photography while she was living on the streets and took her into his fast food commune.
Anyway, Snaps is arty, cute, rocks overalls and is probably the only straight female in the BKKC. Just sayin', Boomer has roller blades on ALL THE TIME. I could go on forever about these guys, but nah.



Mike Rowe from the Discovery series Dirty Jobs is not an animated crush of mine but apparently in the early nineties he hosted QVC at two in the morning and was hilarious.
Here's his thoughts on the subject: